Did you know, it’s been so long since I’ve written a post for these guys that I’d basically forgotten all the characters I’d written for them? It’s only been three months, but somehow feels a lot longer than that.
Bailey: Do you think I could find the answers to life in this book?
Highly doubt it.
Bailey: Maybe I’ll just go to bed, then.
So, apparently I built the house’s decking over some firefly spawners, because they keep appearing like this, and clipping through the deck.
So I made Mona go and catch them all.
Mona: We’re just ignoring the bit where I’m clipping through the fence, yeah?
Mona: This doesn’t look daunting at all… why are you making me attempt this?
Because everyone else is asleep and have you really got anything better to do?
Mona: Yes, actually.
I think these are what you’d consider a tad bit dramatic. But hey, she’s a dramatic sim so I’m allowed, right?
Also, for some reason their house doesn’t fully reach the road, so they have to run to get the school bus each time.
Ori: A Queen should never have to run for anything! This is unacceptable and I demand that you take it up with the school board immediately.
Mona: Oh, Second Lieutenant Quackers, what have they done to you!?
I thought his name was Captain McDucksworth?
Mona: Yes, that’s one of the purple ones. Keep up.
I really love the paintings in this mod.
Mona: Mod? What do you mean, I painted this myself.
If you like.
Ori: This game is mildly amusing, I’ll grant you. The more I hone my skills, the easier it will be for me to destroy everyone.
One last painting to go and…
Mona: Yes!! I’ve done it!! I’ve maxed the painting career and can finally move on to something else!
Mona: But first, video games.
I feel you there.
Ori: You know, I’m thinking about writing a book. About me, of course, and what my life is about.
Opal: This is what my life is about, right here, in this toasted slice of cheesy goodness.
Opal: The longer I train, the less likely anyone else is to be able to beat me. I must be the best!
This is what life looks like for the Taylors’ at the moment.
Painting, writing, and reading.
I don’t know when it was, but Ori and Opal have their LTWs now! Ori is Professional Author, and Opal’s is Visionary!
Bailey: I found the meaning of life.
Bailey: Yes. I want to be an Alchemy Artisan.
… I hate you.
Ori: Cut that furry shit out. Immediately.
Bailey: I’m going to go somewhere people truly appreciate me.
Wait, do you actually have a friend!?
Bailey: See what I mean?
Bailey: Soo… Leliani…
Leliani: Soo… Bailey…
A match made in heaven, I see.
Bailey: So how would you like to go on a date some time? Just you and me, two teens –
Bailey: Oh no.
Leliani: How poorly timed!
Bailey: Torn away from heirship by my sisters, now torn away from love my by birthday. WHEN WILL MY SUFFERING END?